ATF Clowns
I'm feeling a bit less safe these days, not because of terrorists, but because of the assclowns that are being hired to protect us from them. This story from the University of Georgia could have turned out a lot worse. Some kid dresses up as a ninja. A dimwitted ATF agent on campus for "Project Safe Neighborhoods" seminar thinks it looks suspicious, so they tackle him and cuff him.

After telling agents he only had his keys, wallet and cell phone on him, Ransom said the agent pinning him to the ground responded that, being trained officers, they would not mistake any of those items for a gun.

The victim here, Jeremy Ransom, is fine having a bruise on his back is thinking about suing. I hope he does.