Cubs
Just seeing Scott's post about Ryne Sandberg's Hall of Fame induction speech, I found this cute story that Ryno gave:

It reminds me of the guy walking down the beach. He finds a bottle, pops the cork and a genie comes out to grant him one wish. The guy says ‘My wish is for peace between the Israelis and Palestinians. Here’s a map of the Middle East.’ Genie takes the map, studies it for hours and hours. Finally gives it back to the guy and says, ‘Is there anything else you want to wish for? This is impossible.’ The guy says, ‘well, I always wanted to see the Cubs in a World Series.’ The genie looks at him, reaches out and says, ‘Let me have another look at that map.’