Sue Everybody
They have this local law firm here, Marks & Harrison, which is one of those ambulance chasing firms that has these silly commercials that are pretty memorable. The commercials all sort of have the same plot:

In the back room of some insurance company the slimy executives are trying to figure out a way to avoid paying for some accident cause by their client. Then the phone rings and they find out that Marks & Harrison is the new attorney. Oh no! These guys know what they are up to! Suddenly the insurance guys are overcome with dread and they scramble to figure out a way to pay, because at Marks & Harrison, they mean business.

Anyway, this would be a good case for them: Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Mission