Bonds/Sosa
Interesting article here comparing Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa:

Sammy Sosa tries so hard to be what we want him to be that he has been branded a major phony and run out of Chicago.

Barry Bonds tries so hard not to be what we want him to be that he has become the symbol of all that is wrong with professional athletes.

I still don't think Sammy is phony. But that's not the point of this. Did you see the name of the guy who writes for the Baltimore Sun? Peter Schmuck. Is that a real name?

It is. And he has already interviewed J.J. Putz.