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I'm not sure what the real story is about this Terri Schiavo case. The husband seems like he might be a creep, but that family is pretty out there too. I'm inclined to believe that she would have wanted that feeding tube removed, especially since the whole reason she's in this mess is because didn't want to keep down the food she was eating in the first place. (Her bulimia is what caused the heart attack.) I can't think of anyone who would like to be kept alive in a permanent vegetative state. I sure wouldn't.

None of this matters though, because Satan is communicating via a turtle.