McDonald's Job
That top spot at McDonald's is turning into a killer. Last year the top guy died at a relatively young 60, and now it's the 44 year-old Charlie Bell. This CNN article takes a pretty cheap shot at him:

A charismatic leader who said he ate a McDonald's product most days, Bell was diagnosed with colorectal cancer just weeks after being named to the company's top job in April.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.