Pets
I'm sporting a fat lip today after being outsmarted by my dog. We were playing tug-of-war with this old shoe that she has while I was lying on the couch, and she pulled the old "Italian Arm Wrestle" trick on me. She let go at precisely the right time and the right angle and I smashed myself in the face with the shoe. It was pretty startling and it took a second for me to realize what happened, and then I felt really, really stupid. She gave me this concerned look like "What the hell are you doing?"